Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Top 10 Outings

If you absolutely have to reveal your darkest secret, here are TheStutteringBrain's choices.

1) I am a stutterer. What do you do?
2) I stutter, but I am not the only one.
3) I live with a stutter but not with my parents anymore!
4) I st--- you know what I mean...
5) I am not quite as fluent as you, my dear.
6) You are so beautiful you make me stutter.
7) I was part of the Monster study.
8) I was a method actor for a Hollywood movie on stuttering but they took Tom and I kept stuttering.
9) My mother gave me gene Xi-362 - bitch.
10) I am the re-incarnation of a recovering stutterer's soul from the psychodelic 60s when he still stuttered!

Let me know if you have more.

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