Thursday, May 04, 2006

Epitaph Competition

My thinking is very much no-ideas-barred. I have been surfing the net, and found this list of epitaphs. So naturally I have been thinking about what epitaph I should put on my grave... Here are some ideas... looking forward to feedback!!

Top Five Epitaphs for Stutterers:

1. Here rests T--tt--- forget it.

2. Finally no more stuttering.

3. Here rests TT--- me who has the same first name as the one 2 gravestones to the left and the same family name as the one 3 gravestones behind mine

4. Here r--es-- ehh lays Tom Weidig.

5. Sorry I still dont maintain eye contact.

Any more suggestions... :-)

Here is my favourite one that I found on the Internet.

Here lies George Johnson
Hanged by mistake, 1882
He was right
We was wrong
But we strung him up
And now he's gone


John MacIntyre said...

OK, I'll take a stab at it;

"No … I didn’t ask to never stutter again!
I asked to be fluent!!!

Einar said...

If you're unsure about what inscription you want on your grave try this tombstone generator:


Einar said...

Hi Tom, have you experienced "lucky fluency" too? (check out my last entry in my blog) What do you think about it?

Unknown said...

Those are funny. :)